10 Funny Celebrity Quotes that will have you in Splits

No, they did not just say that! Yes they did!  🙂 Here is our pick of the top 10 funniest celeb quotes ever :

  1. Brooke Shields 

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”

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  1. Samuel Goldwyn

“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”

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  1. David Hasselhoff

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

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  1. Ozzy Osbourne

“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can’t understand what the fuck I’m talking about.”

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  1. Pete Sampras

“I didn’t have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.”

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7.Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”

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  1. And this follow up comment by Tara Reid 🙂

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rocket scientist”

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  1. Christina Aguilera

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

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10.And the winner of the list, Yogi Berra with this epic statement 

“I really didn’t say everything I said”

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Think they are more that we could fit in our list? 🙂 Let us know in comments below.

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